Bizarro News 2019-2020

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Company Allegedly Makes Employees Eat Live Fish, Drink Chicken Blood for Failing to Meet Goals

 

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YouTube Removes Robot Fighting Videos After Declaring Them 'Cruelty to Animals'

 

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Fidel Castro's Crocodile (Named Hillary) Bites Man at Aquarium Party in Sweden

In 1978, Castro gifted two crocodiles to a Russian cosmonaut. The cosmonaut then gave the animals — named Castro and Hillary — to the aquarium in 1981, according to The Local Sweden. Castro died in 2016.

 

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16 children develop 'werewolf syndrome' after taking contaminated medication

 

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Turkish criminal is allowed to stay in the UK after judge rules his GANG membership shows he is 'socially and culturally integrated' in Britain

Tolga Binbuga was convicted of a string of offences including robbery, burglary, assault and a criminal damage.

 

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Ramesses II passport

Ramses II: The Mummy Who Had To Get A Passport

"Ramesses II was issued a passport in order to be able to travel to France in 1974.

 

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Vice Had to Fire Two Senior Employees For Ordering Way Too Much Weed in ‘Biggest Blunt’ Stunt

 

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Sheriff: Woman bites camel to escape enclosure at Louisiana truck stop; owner says camel is ‘friendly’

A woman was sent to the hospital after biting the testicles of a camel that was sitting on her at a Louisiana truck stop

 

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Omaha police investigate 'assault with a banana'

 

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Man decapitates a woman and eats her BRAIN as a topping on rice before being arrested

Bagtong allegedly told police that he was drunk and hungry when the woman tried to speak to him in the early morning in English, which he didn't understand.

They are still working to identify the woman. Police have urged those with missing relatives or loved ones to contact them.

 

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Man Charged For Sex With Stuffed Animals At Target

"approached a display featuring characters from the Disney film “Frozen.” He then selected a “large Olaf stuffed animal” and placed it on the floor. Meader proceeded to “dry hump” the cinematic snowman “until he ejaculated on the merchandise.”

 

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Three patients die as marauding Pakistan lawyers rampage through cardiac hospital

 

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Thousands of 'penis-fish' are washed onto a California beach after storm pulled them from their underwater burrows

 

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Seattle hires transgender stripper to perform at conference to solve homelessness.

Video

 

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Arizona woman tries to set boyfriend of fire for not celebrating new Subway job: police

 

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Bodybuilder set to marry his sex robot girlfriend ‘despite frequent arguments’

 

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Cruel teenagers MICROWAVE a cat and post footage online, sparking death threats across France after local charity rescue the animal and reveal the abuse

probably due to the psychological trauma of watching the new Cats movie

 

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Health company chairman, 65, dies of a heart attack on stage 'while giving tips on longevity'

Chen Peiwen, 65, was the leader of a firm selling traditional Chinese medicine products.

 

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Former Green Party Candidate Claimed to Be Jesus While Killing His Dog With a Hammer

 

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Massachusetts professor accused of trying to kill faculty colleague in Christmas Eve attack

Rie Hachiyanagi, an art professor